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Holiday Edition for fun

$15.77
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For refunds (if applicable), please send an email to support@safecapital.info with your full name, order number, item description and the reason for your return. Return requests for orders received and delivered after 14 days will be politely declined. We hope you understand.

RETURNS POLICY

Our return policy is effective for 14 days since receiving your product. To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused, in the same condition that you received it, and it must also be in the original packaging.

• In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.


• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find

• Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"

• Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. "Santa's elves")

• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)